5.10.2008

Monty, I'll take what's behind door #2

Let's have a little pop quiz here, shall we? The question is:

Where would you most like to spend your first wedding anniversary?

a.) In a bungalow on the beach in Mexico.
b.) At a chateau in Provence.
c.) In a cabin in the Great Smokies.
d.) At a B&B in New Orleans.
e.) In the hospital where your husband has landed for an emergency appendectomy.

[Jeopardy theme plays -- duh da duh da duh da duuuuh. duh da duh da DA da-da-da-da-da...]

Tough one, isn't it?!?

The surgery went fine and we are now back home recovering from the 36-hour hospital vortex. And the experience provided us with yet another you-know-you're-in-Tennessee-when moment when the surgeon walked in the room and I realized that his first name was Jimbob. All one word. I shit you not.

And anyway, in J-P's defense, we didn't spend the actual night of our anniversary in the hospital even though it scuttled our anniversary-celebration plans. And hey, the timing could have been worse. It could have happened at this time last year. Jesus H. Christ would THAT have sucked.

5 comments:

tnt said...

Oh no! I'm sorry you didn't get to make your anniversary trip to NO this weekend...but I'm glad that J-P is ok, and that Jimbob's surgical skills weren't as backwoods as his name. I hope he makes a full recovery soon!

Jolie said...

oh no! JIMBOB??? wishing j-p a speedy recovery and you both a happy anniversary.

Melissa said...

t and j -- thanks for the well wishes. j-p is resting at home. recovery is slow going, unfortunately!

Sarah, Aaron and Scarlett said...

Your anniversary wouldn't have been that bad if J-P had shared his morphine with you. Holy crap! I'm glad to here that everything turned out well and that he's on the mend... I bet that appendectomy would have been much cheaper in Bangkok.

Melissa said...

s, a, & s -- yes, one of the things we were most grateful for is that the appendix reared its head before j-p left for bangkok, rather than after.